"Mate, I clearly called to you that I was going left! What the *^@# were you thinking?"
His reply "It's was a right and anyway you are just lying on a inflatable"
WTF!!!!!! Ok I am not ashamed to admit it but that really, really angry ugly guy in me came out. Oh my God did I give it to him and the whole beach heard every syllable and nuance of my condemnation!!!!!!!!!
What a bloody disrespectful +#^*wit!!!